It's hard to get worked up about the fact that the president pardoned another turkey this year when most of them never get convicted in the first place. What's one more offender running loose? If you're feeling bad about the bird in your oven, re-read our previous posts to remind yourself that they'd do the same to us if they had the chance. And check out just a few examples of the video evidence:
A turkey attacks a man on a motorcycle;
A mailman in Michigan has to carry a weapon to fend off gangs of attacking turkeys;
And don't expect your dogs to keep you safe even if you have big scary pitbulls.
The truth about birds, illustrated, from Toothpaste for Dinner.
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