You've already seen this if you follow the blog on Twitter or Facebook, and if you don't, why not? But fortunately for those who missed it, this is much too important not to include here on the Permanent Record of dolphin bad behavior.
This video contains extremely clear and unmistakable proof that dolphins sexually harrass human beings. If the mere words in news stories aren't enough to convince you - or your dolphin-hugging friends - trust me, this will do it. Not safe for work. Don't say I didn't warn you.