Monday, March 5, 2012

Dolphin sexual harrassment: video proof!


You've already seen this if you follow the blog on Twitter or Facebook, and if you don't, why not? But fortunately for those who missed it, this is much too important not to include here on the Permanent Record of dolphin bad behavior.

This video contains extremely clear and unmistakable proof that dolphins sexually harrass human beings. If the mere words in news stories aren't enough to convince you - or your dolphin-hugging friends - trust me, this will do it. Not safe for work. Don't say I didn't warn you.

5 comments:

  1. WHAT was that lady laughing about? That dolphin's WEINER was out! Yuck! Someone should tell her there is nothing funny about attempted rape, especially if she is the intended victim. Dolphins are pervs. They need to learn some social skills. Gross.

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  2. I guess it could have been nervous laughter... except why did she not get the heck out of the water?

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  3. someone give that dolphin a hand-job, stat!

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  4. No, someone put that dolphin in charm school.

    I linked to you on my blog.

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