The Poopy Pawprint Predicament

When I first read that Dooce had betrayed Chuck, one of my favorite dogs I'd never met, by getting a second dog, I was outraged. No worries - it turned out that she'd more than pay for it.

There was this one time, I think I was reading a website or a book, I can't remember, but it said that Australian Shepherds are smart animals, or I guess as smart as one can be when one's main goal in life is to research the smell of someone else's butt so that one can file it away in the scent cabinet of one's brain. Very Important Work.

Read more about her life of torment here.