This blog has seen many animals that encounter politicians and other management types and who don't hesitate to express their opinions in the ways that are available to them.
But this is the first time we've seen a monkey who might be a movie critic. The Telegraph reports that actor Jason Biggs was attacked by a Barbary macaque on a visit to Gibraltar:
He was visiting the disputed territory at the foot of Spain with friend and American Pie co-star Eddie Kaye Thomas when the pair came face to face with one of Gibraltar's mascots.
"Jason and Eddie decided to go on the trip to celebrate the ten-year anniversary of Pie," a source told US media.
"They were hiking in the woods when this monkey suddenly leapt on Jason from a tree and tried to bite his face off.
"Jason's travelling companions managed to fend the beast off and Jason thankfully wasn't seriously hurt, just shaken up."
The actor abruptly ended his holiday as a result of the attack and returned to the US early.
This blog ordinarily holds the view that an animal has some nerve to knock any product of the uniquely human genius for storytelling. Who are they to talk? Show me the ape Jane Austen or the dolphin Dante, the kangaroo Kubrick or even the woodchuck Woody Allen, and then we'll talk about your furry opinions about the arts.
But, although we have never seen the film that this actor is famous for, we can't help but think that this macaque may have a point, after reading bits of a few reviews such as:
The dumbest and horniest is Jim (Jason Biggs), a compulsive onanist who resembles a younger, more addlebrained Adam Sandler with a roll of baby fat. Poor Jim's experiments in self-pleasure, which include a bout with one of Mom's freshly baked apple pies...
We'll leave it at that.
If you'd like to hire some nonhuman primates who seem to think they are qualified to make their own movies, contact the chimps in the photo at Boone's Animals for Hollywood.