Thursday, September 16, 2010
Take action against monkey madness
We're glad to report that the Japanese citizens being terrorized by monkeys, as reported in our last post, are not taking this situation lying down. Not only are there teams of officials, police, and volunteers on the hunt, but one town has decided to offer a $2,400 reward for a single macaque that's broken into houses and attacked 43 people.
And elsewhere, our old friend the Tampa Bay Mystery Monkey has finally revealed a weakness: vanity. He's been spotted more than once visiting a mirrored garden ornament (photo above) where he gazes at his own reflection.
Could this be his downfall? Surely some qualified monkey-catcher is going to step up and stake out this backyard? We await further news.