Due to post-hurricane limited-internet-access crisis, I present this story from Digital Spy in its entirety without comment:
A kangaroo named Benji reportedly angered several neighbours in Prague after he was caught 'stealing' their underwear.
The 2-year-old marsupial is said to have escaped his owner before hopping over several gardens. He was only caught after a neighbor spotted him jumping away with his loot of lingerie.
Benji's owner had already reported him missing to police, but a spokesperson revealed that separate calls of stolen clothing were not linked at first.
"We had a call from Benji's owner saying his pet kangaroo had escaped," the spokesman said. "At the same time we started getting reports of a number of thefts from washing lines.
"We didn't think they could possibly be related until he was caught red-handed."
Benji's owner Petr Hlabovic, 35, said: "I'm very relieved to have him back. I've got no idea what he thought he was up to - he certainly didn't pick up the habit from me."
Photo of the culprit reluctantly being taken into custody from Metro.