Showing posts with label turtle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label turtle. Show all posts

Monday, July 4, 2011

Another installment of Animals vs Infrastructure


I'm not a conspiracy theorist. But I'm disturbed by the new ways animals are coming up with to interfere with the technological underpinnings of human society. Climbing animals like raccoons causing power failures is nothing new, but in mid-June in Montana, an eagle caused an electrical outage by dropping a dead fawn on a power line. And other animals are going right to the source, like the jellyfish that caused a nuclear power plant to be shut down in Scotland by clogging up the pipes drawing water into the facility.

Similarly, it's well known that birds can be a danger to airplanes by getting sucked into engines and striking aircraft. Since they basically share the same habitat, this isn't surprising. But you probably had no idea that if you've got a flight at Kennedy airport in New York right about now, you might be delayed because of turtles.

Last week it happened again as it does every year, when diamondback terrapins migrate to their breeding grounds, and don't care that the direct route goes right over a runway.The airport had no choice but to close the runway. "Running over turtles is not healthy for them nor is it good for our tires," said one spokesperson.

Rather than fighting this yearly incursion, airport officials seems resigned to their fate. Workers from the Port Authority and the U.S. Department of Agriculture gathered up the turtles and gave them free transportation to their destination in order to speed the migration along. And everyone seems to have a light-hearted attitude about the situation. JetBlue, one of the affected carriers, said in a statement, "We hope for faster animals next time."

Very funny. But if turtles can interfere with airplanes, is anything safe?

Monday, May 30, 2011

Three Bad-Animal Weekend


For the holiday, a few quick headlines, posted in-between Blogger outages:

Mutant turtles terrorize London ponds

California family finds mountain lion in garage

Nazi scientists tried to create an army of talking dogs


Also, it's a good time to make sure you didn't miss the classic post about squirrels behaving badly on Memorial Day.

Photo of poster publicizing fearsome Maryland relative of those London terrapins by Flickr user clearly ambiguous.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Post-Groundhog Day linkarama


This blog is pleased that the latest ice storm turned out to be rain. But don't get all excited about the news that the groundhog did not see his shadow yesterday. An analysis by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association shows that when it comes to forecasting the weather, the rodent's no better than humans: from 1988-2010 there was no correlation between the groundhog's prediction and the weather for the rest of the season.

Punxsutawney Phil's forecast was seconded by New York City's groundhog prognosticator, again assisted by Mayor Bloomberg, who has learned his lesson after being bitten in 2009: he wore heavy gloves.

But two random rodent opinions don't make a right, so don't pack those winter boots away just yet.

Sorry for the bad news. The only comfort I can offer is some links to settle in and read next time you're snowed in:

In Smithsonian magazine: Some long-form bad animal reporting on feral pigs in Texas.

A highly disturbing post about animals commiting sexual assault on humans, including the tale of a victim of attempted rape by a sea turtle. Stop laughing! It's not funny!

Scientific American suggests that you might be afraid of the wrong animals. (Here we suggest, of course, don't trust any of them.)

And not to lose sight of how we are our own worst enemies when it comes to our relationship with other species: courtesy of Cracked, Animals that humans have accidentally made way scarier.