Visit Archie McPhee to get your very own Avenging Narwhal Playset:
The narwhal is an arctic-dwelling whale that has been called "the unicorn of the sea" due to its long pointy tusk. There is debate about the true purpose of this tusk, but finally the truth is revealed! The narwhal uses its tusk to impale the cute animals of the world, specifically baby seals, baby penguins and koalas.
(You can also get an Avenging Unicorn, but you'll have to start your own Mythical Animals Behaving Badly blog.)